Monday, March 08, 2004
Mob Hit
What's in a name? More than you'd think, particularly to those who think Willard Mitt's reformers are just another Beacon Hill Gang running amok.
Mitt Romney is ... the Mannequin.
Eric Kriss is ... the Heartbreaker.
Kerry Healey is ... Baby Buns.
W Bush is ... The Hobo Clown.
Loathsome Spokesman is ... Cedar Teeth.
And Dom Ianno is ... we'll let you check that one yourself.
The Verdict Is In
The answer to whether Ben will live or die can be found by answering one last question:
"Is Ben a Fraud?"
What's in a name? More than you'd think, particularly to those who think Willard Mitt's reformers are just another Beacon Hill Gang running amok.
Mitt Romney is ... the Mannequin.
Eric Kriss is ... the Heartbreaker.
Kerry Healey is ... Baby Buns.
W Bush is ... The Hobo Clown.
Loathsome Spokesman is ... Cedar Teeth.
And Dom Ianno is ... we'll let you check that one yourself.
The Verdict Is In
The answer to whether Ben will live or die can be found by answering one last question:
"Is Ben a Fraud?"
