Tuesday, March 02, 2004
En Garde!
On the eve of his election for a state Senate seat, Scott 'Beefcake' Brown took a page from Team Reform’s campaign book and rented a sheep suit to embarrass his opponent. (source: Boston Herald, 2/28/2004) (You may recall that, in 2002, Willard Mitt had a reportedly misogynistic college student (source: Boston Herald, 6/30/2002) dress up like a chicken and a dinosaur to harass Democrat Shannon O’Brien’s campaign.)
Too bad Brown’s opponent didn’t respond in like fashion.
We can think of at least one mascot that could have suitably floated around Beefcake Brown’s campaign.
We'd suggest the mascot be used next time, but we don’t think that there will be a next time for Brown, because we have a feeling he is going down like a bad burrito.
The Romney Revolution is about to die its second of several dozen deaths. (The first was Matt Sisk, the alleged plagiarist from Braintree. (source: Boston Herald, 5/14/2003))
Why do we predict doom? Because, to our eyes, Romney is little more than a badly paginated press package, grounded in airy rhetoric and light-weight fluff like … Scott Brown.
So here’s what we propose: if Scott Brown wins, we will admit that we've over-stayed our welcome and resign. Romney is a Fraud will be outta here.
And if Scott Brown loses, Romney will admit that he is a fraud, and resign.
Call it simple, succinct seppuku.
And the Kerry Healey Era will begin.
Banzai.
On the eve of his election for a state Senate seat, Scott 'Beefcake' Brown took a page from Team Reform’s campaign book and rented a sheep suit to embarrass his opponent. (source: Boston Herald, 2/28/2004) (You may recall that, in 2002, Willard Mitt had a reportedly misogynistic college student (source: Boston Herald, 6/30/2002) dress up like a chicken and a dinosaur to harass Democrat Shannon O’Brien’s campaign.)
Too bad Brown’s opponent didn’t respond in like fashion.
We can think of at least one mascot that could have suitably floated around Beefcake Brown’s campaign.
We'd suggest the mascot be used next time, but we don’t think that there will be a next time for Brown, because we have a feeling he is going down like a bad burrito.
The Romney Revolution is about to die its second of several dozen deaths. (The first was Matt Sisk, the alleged plagiarist from Braintree. (source: Boston Herald, 5/14/2003))
Why do we predict doom? Because, to our eyes, Romney is little more than a badly paginated press package, grounded in airy rhetoric and light-weight fluff like … Scott Brown.
So here’s what we propose: if Scott Brown wins, we will admit that we've over-stayed our welcome and resign. Romney is a Fraud will be outta here.
And if Scott Brown loses, Romney will admit that he is a fraud, and resign.
Call it simple, succinct seppuku.
And the Kerry Healey Era will begin.
Banzai.
