Friday, December 12, 2003
Romney Hot-Line is H*O*T

Remember the hot-line that Willard Mitt set up during his campaign to restore truth and morality to Massachusetts? He called it “a toll-free ‘waste hot line’ where people can report it. That's 1-888-END-PORK.” (source: Boston Globe, 6/21/2002)

We figured we'd report some pork. So we dialed Romney's number: 1-888-END-PORK.

And didn't get his hot-line. We got his H*O*T Line!

A voice said, “Call 800-400-TALK.”

So we did. And we heard a female voice say "Hi, guys. Welcome to a new, exciting way to go live and one-on-one with hot, horny girls waiting right now to talk to you . . .."

At which point, fearing some under-handed, clandestine Romney revenue scheme, we hung up.


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