Saturday, October 04, 2003
FeddeMitt's Flatulence Faulted

Proving his depravity yet again, Willard Mitt employed the Surrogate Shuffle to drag Sen. Ted Kennedy into the Fraud Governor’s endorsement of Arnold “Horndog” Schwarzenegger.

A cheap, Reese Witherspoon-wannabe dye-job named Shawn Feddeman conspired with Romney’s loathsome $150,000-a-year spokesman, and Charlie Manning, a former big-time wrestling columnist, to drag Ted Kennedy into the Arnold “Horndog” Schwarzenegger crisis. (source: Boston Globe, 10/4/2003) Schwarzenegger is alleged to have committed sexual assault over the past thirty-years. Feddeman’s boss, Willard Mitt, has endorsed Schwarzenegger in an attempt to lend his supposed mantle of moral purity to the embattled California candidate.

Romney later stepped away from Feddeman’s foul flatulence by claiming 'the statement was made without (his) knowledge and certainly without (his) authorization.' He said ‘it was a mistake to in any way associate Kennedy with the allegations relating to the Schwarzenegger campaign’ and expressed his ‘real concern that this was a real mistake.' He then purred, "I apologize." (source: Boston Globe, 10/4/2003)

We find it ironic Romney is being held up as a moral exemplar as his great-grandfather, Miles Park Romney, was a polygamist who took four or five wives and fled to Mexico to escape prosecution under U.S. law. It is unclear if Romney’s great-grandfather was also a statutory rapist. (source: Boston Globe, 8/8/94)

posted by Neb.


Neb’s statement was made without our knowledge and certainly without our authorization.

We think it is a mistake to in any way associate Romney’s polygamist, possibly statutory rapist great-grandfather with the allegations relating to Romney’s cheap Reese Witherspoon-wannabe dye-job aide, and express our real concern that this was a real mistake.

We apologize.


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